its a year old

thats cool

a comprehensive guide on deep edacsac meta lore:

-we was a bean
-then we was a white scribble guy (who had strafing animations) and hit boxes all day
-flies took over the world and attacked everyone including your grandma and were completely unstoppable as they were unable to be killed
-john edacsac learned how to use his ears
-mr edacsac himself learned the proper technique to kill flies FLY KILL FLY KILL FLY KILL
-more flies invaded
-john edacsac got hearing damage
-anti fly manifesto got confiscated by the feds
-the grass became green
-john edacsac got a taste of mortality and would shrivel up and die if he came into contact with beings of pure hate (flies), coinciding with the appearance of other insectoid foes
-john edacsac got strafing nerfed for the sake of his ankles
-john edacsac got a new body, which implodes upon moving, and fried meinster is born
-john edacsac got slightly different legs (they will be removed)
-unity goofed
-the plague halts edacsac production (despite the fact that it wasnt being worked on to begin with)
-john edacsac could no longer twist his hips, but he sure can swing his sword slightly better
-people could now actually see what is happening to the project
-the legend of the steg coins corrupted the lands, creating a cave to nowhere and empowering fried meinster to godhood
-john edacsac could now strafe again, and the people of edacsac now have mouths to voice their mild discontentment (starring sonic and tails)
-john edacsac no longer had amnesia for names
-literally nothing happened
-the dark knight from cascade broke into edacsac to provide a pocket dimension of unimaginable horrors (flies), john edacsac could no longer strafe again, and new annoying bugs came to fight
-the purge happened, and half the bugs in the pocket dimension got removed, and john edacsac learns to aim his sword
-hedge trimming
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-john edacsac could listen to people talk slightly more comfortably
-the kabutomin became lazier
-the very foundation of the world shifted by a great degree, but not in any way that anyone realistically could ever tell
-john edacsac stopped being white
-the flies gained comically large pairs of teeth to harm people, the pocket dimension closes down, and bugs are no longer toxic to the touch
-other bugs gained similar comically large pairs of teeth to similarly harm people
-the dark knights pocket dimension opened up again, with minor tweaks
-flies stopped being white
-edacsac has its first birthday (related post here)